Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?

Exams are starting most probably in a week but still the official date sheet is not out. Elections have screwed us up big time, affecting both IPL and exams. You really have to doubt the educational status of Bachchan family as after voting, all in unison gave a middle finger salute showing off their ink marks. Others were careful and showed more than the middle finger to make things look a little decent. It does happen a lot that the horse I bet on falls midway. Same has happened with Knight riders. Totally down to the mat. Pre independence times were screwed due to over belief on the britishers. Now it’s the chance of Australians to make merry at our expense. Earlier it was Greg Chappal (not Chapell) and now John Bhookhanaan (Buchchanan) who carries more support staff than players. SRK has proved that acting (films) is different from acting (taking actions). Remember the ‘Sirf 70 minute’ dialogue from Chak De India! Must have tried that before every match but has failed big time. Add to it the Fake ipl player saga. Indeed Pen or rather keyboard is more powerful than a gun. The stories there are indeed true. These cricketers are not noble souls, who would be, with whatever life has to over, in their feet. Maze kar rahe hain. All I can say to them , is LAGE RAHO.

Have Just come back from the place where our honorable PM Dr. Manmohan Singh is scheduled to address a rally. The address is still hours away but the security arrangements have been in place since long back, so went to review them. Never have i seen so many policemen with their eyes open. Media vans, quick reaction teams, bomb squads, dog squads, black cat commandos, metal detectors are all in place. The lady officers are carrying nothing less than an AK-47. Every possible corner is covered. How could they lift it! leave alone carrying it in this sweltering heat. The suspicious looking papad wala boy too was told to change his course. The way beautification of our area has taken place, we don't need an MP. Just send one V.V.I.P every alternate week. Everything will be taken care of.

** The last time Dr. Singh came to our area around 12 years ago, ( leaving aside the visit to my school), he was fighting the elections from here against V.K. Malhotra. Don't want to say this here, but he lost pretty badly and since then hasn't fought another election.